My friend Dusty sent me for Christmas two joke gifts that I just loved; cat food scented soap and bubble gum hairballs.
They are both “crazy cat lady approved.”
I had the package with me on my way to work, so once I arrived, I opened up the package and burst out laughing.
I showed the bubble gum tin to one of my co-workers she thought it was “nasty.” Then she bolted for the bathroom! i mean come on, did she really think they were real hairballs? It was a joke.
So I waited until she got out and then I popped open the tin and popped one in my mouth in front of her! LOL She bolts again for the bathroom.
Giving up, I walked away just doing my job. I was clear on the other side of the shop when I saw her emerge looking a bit green behind the gills. The store was packed with people and so I just shouted really loud- “EWWWWWW!” Everyone turned to look at me and so I just smiled and said “I think I have SOMETHING in my bubble gum!” Then, I hear the bathroom door slam shut!